Windowsill Pie Bandit

Wanted for crimes against unattended desserts!!! Don't be fooled by the buttery . laminated charm of these Beat Gs. Ignore the cartoon scent trail curling through the air . beckoning like a windowsill pie with zero supervision. Go ahead . slip them on. Next thing you know . you're elbow-deep in pastry . demolishing fruit pies with zero witnesses and even less restraint. It's a slippery slope . but this life of delicious crime looks good on you. (P.S. You've got a little boysenberry in your right nostril.)