Blue Raspberry Slush Fund

 "I've been framed!" you cry . your electric blue fingertips clinging desperately to the edge of your cubicle. In a desperate ploy . you grab your head and pretend to have a spontaneous ice cream headache . hoping the authorities will take pity on you. How did they find out about your blue raspberry slush fund?! Was it the ritzy vibe of these blue half-rim shades you've been flashing all over town?! The blue-stained tongue? The sticky fingers? We can't be sure...